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satu

ya. orang lain sibuk stadi smpai lupa update blog. aku sibuk update n baca blog sampai lupa stadi.

dua

i don't live with the grammar goddess. so, pardon my grammar.

tiga

should have posted this earlier. ma3attaufiq wannajjah. god bless us all. happy [haha] examdays.

biskut

if given the choice to choose, i ain't gonna buy a scooter. i have been riding a lot, and scooter is sure not to be in my list. scooter does not allow me to do the drag, to play with the clutch etc.

one day, my brother called, and asked me to go over to his office. so i went, and from there we went to a shop (can i call it a shop?) with big 'modenas' signboard. take it, and he would settle all the craps or leave it. a scooter. dejavu? hell yes. i ain't gonna buy a scooter, but if it's given FOC, whole heartedly (haha) i accept. menurut perintah. so, i took it.

now, i adopted a new hobby: habiskan petrol ronda2 keliling kampus. the hiking petrol price started to give me its chill.

it is clearly written in the manual that i should not go beyond 60 kmh before reaching 1000km of ride. unfortunately, i only read the manual after 'testing' the speed on the federal highway, which in any case, you don't drive at 60 kmh on a highway. its throttle is light, and the bulky body of the scooter is amazingly maneuverable. how fast can we go on a 125cc automatic machine at full speed? as fast as the ambulance rushes to the hospital.

by the way, what is dejavu exactly? i tend to use it because it sounds good. dejavu? hell yes.

boring classes

adi putra is about to be expelled from his school, for his guilt: being a genius. when i read this news, i remembered what happened years ago, when my younger brother was in his standard one.

he did not want to go to school, because for him, school is boring, except for the pendidikan jasmani. what do you expect from a boy that knew how to read when he was five (adi putra read at three) and solving standard six mathematics questions at six?

so, the story went on: he did not want to go to school. and even if he did go, he would not be in the class; wandering around. what more my parents could have done? it was him to be blamed for not being in the class learning how to read and write. to be blamed for learning in advanced.

until one day, his older sister (my younger) called from school, crying. she was interrogated by teachers: why your brother did not want to be in class? why this? why that? and as the only brother home, i went to the school. what did i found? my brother's bag and books were on the floor outside of the class, and the teacher was scolding him. what else can a 7-year-0ld boy could do other than cry?
" kalau tak nak masuk kelas, balik rumah jaga ayam itik lembu kambing. menyusahkan orang betul!"

i will never forget the phrase, and the teacher's face. and name.

as time passed by, as an alternative, my parents encouraged him to be active in co-curricullar activities, so that he would not be in where he disliked most: the boring classes. then, there he was: on the field, or court, or hall when others were in the class, for most of his school time. he was the pride of the school; both in academics and co-curricular.

he is currently studying in MRSM kuala krai, and still like the old days; for him, class is boring.

dewasa 11

untuk bekas anak2 murid ustaz, moga kalian dewasa dalam iman. ustaz rindukan kalian.

dewasa

blood on the streets

venid a ver la sangre por las calles.

come, come see the blood on the streets,
in the slumber did my spirit seal,
in the things i could not feel.

come, see the blood on the streets.

boycott danish

+: guiness, please.
-: it's out of stock, sir. may i suggest carlsberg?
+: no. not carlsberg. thanks anyway.
-: why not, sir? they taste the same*.
+: i'm boycotting danish products. didn't you know what happened recently in the muslim world. they are all boycotting danish products. at least there's something i can do as a concern muslim.


*most mass-produced beers taste alike. "beer", in walter adams and james brock, the structure of american industry, 10th edition, new jersey:prentice hall, 2001

hebat

policewomen, in jubah.
teruja. klik sini

njoet nja dien

njoet nja: kamu pengkhianat terbesar! ini kekalahan terbesar kamu!
pang laot: tidak njoet. fahami aku. aku khuatirkan kesihatan kamu. ini; untuk kebaikan kamu juga, njoet. kebaikan kamu.

enjiotionary - stupid idiot

a stupid idiot is someone who does not know and keep him/herself not knowing - prof. khalid

burn'em all

somehow, i found myself browsing my alumni website and to my surprise, there was a picture showing someone from the school is burning the flag of denmark. how stupid, so i thought. it's not that i agree about the press freedom thingy, but to burn others' flag is just not right. have we ever think about our brothers (and sisters of course) there? how do they feel? first, their prophet has been, well, you know about it. and second, their flag are burnt, by those who claim themselves as brothers.

why not we as malaysians burn our flag. burn our jalur gemilang. why? because, malaysia is the biggest babi provider in SEA (klik), and also malaysia is the tenth biggest consumer (when it comes to be among the biggest consumer with 55% of the population is malay, it means a lot!) of alcohol in the world (klik), and that, i suppose explicitly insulting this holy religion.

why burn the flag then? maybe the "someone" in the picture wants to teach the students how to do open burning, or whatever.

today's lesson: first, you buy the flag and gasoline and mancisapikeselamatan. then, u pour the gasoline onto the flag. after that, light that mancisapikeselamatan and finally burn the flag. u learn how to waste your money and your precious time, and most important of all, u learn how to show your love to the prophet sollallahu3laihi wasallam by burning others' flag instead of following his sunnah.

bendul

t: nak langkah bendul? ingat aku nak bagi kau langkah free2? kalau nak, tebus la bendul tu dengan harga setiap satu serba berdiri.

moral: jangan cuba nak langkah bendul semasa belajar.
p/s: t ialah fungsi masa seperti dalam contoh persamaan f(t) = 2t+6. t ialah kakanda aku.

mandi pagi

jangan salahkan kami tak mandi pagi. huuh, dilema. dilema sungguh. ke kelas dengan mandi pagi bersama2 akak2 cleaner yang bertugas dalam bilik air pada waktu pagi, atu ke kelas dengan tidak mandi pagi. sbb tu la kot ramai budak2 laki ke kelas pagi tanpa mandi. wangi, tapi dihurung lalat.

p/s: final dah dekat. doakan kami.